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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Mother vs Wife

Rara: Momi, I love my wife so much!
Momi: Really? What about Momi?
Rara: I love my wife more than you. * straight look on his face*
Momi: (naturally felt a tinge of jealousy welling...) What about Dadi?
Rara: I love my wife more than Momi and Dadi... *innocent look*
Momi: well.... (pinching his two cheeks) fine, but until you have a wife, you will love me the most. Ok? Deal?
Rara: Ok (nodded his head with pinched cheeks - Kawaii-neh)
*Hugs & kisses*

When I grow up...

Rara: When i grow up, I want to have my own family. I will have a good wife and 11 children, 6 girls and 5 boys. I will be a good father and I will not discipline my kid. When I am 40 yrs old, my wife is 28 and my kid will be 16....
Momi: Whoa, your wife is pretty young hor? You have a age difference of 12 years...
Rara: 28 is good.
Momi: Oh, ok.... but if your wife is 28, how can your kid be 16??? This means your wife will have the baby when she is 12 yrs old...
Rara: ...... (don't understand the implication).... but 16 yrs is good.... *puzzled look*
Momi: ok, never mind. But why do you want 11 kids? That's way too many....
Rara: 11 is a good number!
Momi: I suggest you have 1 kid first then decide whether you want to have another... Like Momi and Dadi. We had you and we decided 1 kid is good...
Rara: Cannot lah. I want 11 children... *determined look on face*
Momi: ok lah, up to you but I don't want to help you take care hor. You and your wife take care of your 11 children. Momi and Dadi are going to migrate to New Zealand and retire in peace.
Rara: Then I come over and visit you?
Momi: Sure, can.
Rara: But I will be a good daddy and I won't discipline my children. I won't cane them and I won't put them in cold shower.
Momi: But if your children are naughty, you have to discipline them so that they would learn to be good.
Rara: But I do not know how to discipline. You discipline for me?
Momi: No! They are your kids, you discipline yourself!
Rara: But I don't know how to.... *difficult look on his little face*
Momi: Parents have all rights to discipline their children. If you do not discipline them, they will not learn how to be good. Next time, if they get into big trouble, the Police will catch them and then put them in jail. Then, it would be too late.
Rara: But I do not know how to discipline. Maybe my wife can discipline the kids?
Momi: Momi also don't know how to discipline and I am learning along the way on how to discipline you. But you will learn it as you grow up and next time, you can discipline your own kids. Ok? We learn together?
Rara: Ok *smile*

I want to be a chocolate chef

Momi and I have recently started talking about life, about my future. I would tell her what I want to be when I grow up. I told her I want to be a boss, a "chocolate chef" cos Momi and I love chocolates and I want to make nice chocolates for my Momi.

Rara: Momi, next time I grow up, I will be a chocolate chef but I will not make Ferrero Rocce chocolates. I will make something special, like chocolate and jam, chocolate and kaya.
Momi: That's great! I love durian. Can I have chocolate & durian?
Rara: I don't like durian... it's yucks.... but I will make for you, ok???
Momi: Orhhh.... (so sweet!) *hugs & kisses*
Rara: Momi, I will be the boss ok? I will work 24 hours and earning 900 thousand dollars. My chocolate shop will be at Newton Square, basement 2. You can take the train from Clarke Quay to Dhoby Ghaut and take the North-South line to Newton.
Momi: Wow, really? But if you are the boss, you don't need to work 24 hours. You can employ people to work for you in shifts if you have huge orders for chocolate.
Rara: Cannot... I am the boss so I must work 24 hours. I am the chocolate chef. I also got another boss...
Momi: Huh? Another boss? Then who is the bigger boss?
Rara: He is 70 years old.
Momi: Really? How did you get to know him?
Rara: He also make chocolates. He is the older boss.
Momi: Did you learn to make chocolates from him.
Rara: Yes, he teach me.
Momi: Wow, then he is the master chocolate chef?
Rara: Yeah, the master. The best.